The Following is a Fictional Advertisement for a Fictional product.

Imagine the following:

It is late at night, dark, a cold fall evening. You are in the woods near your cabin, collecting firewood because the power has gone out. You bend down to pick up some kindling, when you hear the sound of something in the woods. You look up, and through the darkness you make out a form that you initially believe is human. But then the moon’s light adjusts ever so slightly and you get a look at the creature: blood all over its face and arms, a crazed look in its eyes, and enlarged canine teeth glistening in the night’s dim light. You tremble as you realize that standing a mere thirty feet away from you…is a Vampire. It sniffs the air, and looks straight at you…right before it leaps. You start to run, but you drop the firewood you were carrying, tripping over it and falling to the ground. The Vampire lands on top of you. You try to fight it off, but the Vampire is clearly stronger than you. You only have one hope left. You reach down to your belt and pull out your SunFlare Flashlight. Frantically, you turn the light on. And the Vampire screams. As the light touches the Vampire’s skin, smoke rises up, the skin burning and turning to ash. You force the flashlight right in the vampire’s face and it screams in your ear as the final pieces of its horrendous form dissolve. You stand up, brush off the vampire ash covering your clothing, pickup your firewood and head back to the cabin. You are alive today because you remembered your SunFlare Flashlight.

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